Stop! Libertarische politie!

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Awesome:

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

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Reacties (4)

#1 nome

How about a quarter for every comment made, a cent for a thumbs up and a Euro for a thumbs down?

#2 weerbarst

‘I put a quarter in the siren.’ lolled

#3 De Conservatief

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead”

Tja, Ayn Rand moet je ook niet willen lezen als je niet aan de harddrugs zit. Ik weet niet wat waziger is: trippen op heroïne of het lezen van Ayn Rand.

#4 Folkward

Het. Wordt. Steeds. Beter! :P

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