General Jack D. Ripper:
Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.
Group Capt.
Lionel Mandrake:
Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper:
You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt.
Lionel Mandrake:
I… no, no. I don’t, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt.
Lionel Mandrake:
Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first… become… well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper:
Well, I, uh… I… I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt.
Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper:
Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper:
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I… I do deny them my essence.
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@2 Zeker van?
Zag een maand of drie geleden in het UK dezelfde discussie, waarbij gezegd werd dat in het UK waar er plots een hetze rond ontstaan was, behoorlijke minder in het drinkwater werd gedaan dan de Benelux countries..?
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Dat riepen ze al in 1964 en nog steeds zijn ze niets verder…
Ben toch blij dat ’t hier in Nederland al lang niet meer voorkomt.
Dus Jack D. Ripper krijgt posthuum gelijk!!
@1 Dat ging ik nou net ook schrijven !
General Jack D. Ripper:
Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.
Group Capt.
Lionel Mandrake:
Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper:
You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt.
Lionel Mandrake:
I… no, no. I don’t, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt.
Lionel Mandrake:
Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first… become… well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper:
Well, I, uh… I… I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt.
Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper:
Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper:
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I… I do deny them my essence.
@2 Zeker van?
Zag een maand of drie geleden in het UK dezelfde discussie, waarbij gezegd werd dat in het UK waar er plots een hetze rond ontstaan was, behoorlijke minder in het drinkwater werd gedaan dan de Benelux countries..?
@6:
Uit: http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinkwater
Op 22 juni 1973 maakte de Hoge Raad een einde aan de fluoridering van drinkwater.