Closing Time | Cola

“My Dad thought ‘Cola’ was funny,” she says. “My mom didn’t think it was that funny.” The line came from something her Scottish ex-boyfriend said: “He was talking about American girls, his vision of American girls was that all their pussies tasted like Pepsi-Cola, and that they were such a dream. I thought that was the funniest fucking thing I’d ever heard. (Rolling Stone, 2014)