De logica achter de raketaanval van de VS op Syrië
De satirische website TheOnion heeft misschien wel de meest accurate analyse over de raketaanval van de VS op Syrië:
“Ordering this strike was not a decision I took lightly, but given that it was the only way to decisively eradicate any attention being paid to congressional investigations into possible collusion between key members of my staff and high-ranking Kremlin officials, I decided it was a necessary course of action. If we learn that any remnants of this scandal remain after this attack, I will not hesitate to order further strikes.”