Hm… rare kronkels…

Comments on a /. poll about retirement plans:

Poster 1 comments: “I plan on an extravagant and explosive
death, to avoid all the hassle of getting old, queueing in
banks at lunchtime and complaining about the ‘youth of today’.”

Poster 2 replies: “Interesting idea. I hear there’s some sort of
conjugal benefit to death by extravagant explosion. Something
about 70 virgins or something like that.”