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    Mongrel Bush and His Battle of New Orleans
    “Woe to the bloody city! it is all full of lies and robbery; the prey departeth not; The noise of a whip, and the noise of the rattling of the wheels, and of the pransing horses, and of the jumping chariots. ” Nahum 3:1,2.

    The Sovereign Horseman rides in New Orleans
    “The horseman lifteth up both the bright sword and the glittering spear; and there is a multitude of slain, and a great number of carcases; and there is none end of their corpses; they stumble upon their corpses.” Nahum 3:3.

    God’s great curse upon America – i.e., George Bush – tells his Cabinet to think outside the box, and no idea is off the table. Well, Mr. Liar President, here’s a novel idea for you:

    Get Right With God!

    You are pouring gasoline on the raging infernos of God’s wrath in Iraq and New Orleans. You have filled your administration with fags and dykes, you idiot – and you propose to add the flaming faggot Izzy Hernandez to your Cabinet. You are living for the devil in blatant defiance of your Creator and leading the country to Hell in a faggot’s handbasket. It is now time for you to follow the lead of the king of Nineveh who led his nation to profound repentance upon the preaching of Jonah; “And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.” Jonah 3:6-10. Let no one deceive you, Mr. President: THERE’S NO OTHER WAY OUT.

    And – President LazyAss – you must be sincere and humble before God, for the first time in your pampered life. Your repentance must be utterly sincere and complete. And – as John the Baptist put it – You must bring forth fruits (solid evidence) demonstrating your repentance to be genuine:

    “But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come? Bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance.” Mat 3:7,8.

    The only fruits meet for repentance in today’s circumstances are these: Completely rid your administration of fags and dykes; and, recriminalize sodomy and abortion, and impose the death penalty for these crimes. Nothing less will do. Otherwise, we warn you again: Expect worse and more of it from that Outraged God your sins have mightily offended.


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    en nog veel meer:

    Zie je nou wel dat ik niet de enige ben met een hekel aan de USA ? :D

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    Er zitten een hoop nutcases in de VS, maar mensen die geloven dat God zo kwaadaardig en destructief is maar zich desondanks christen noemen, vind ik toch wel een beetje erg eng.

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    Martijn Vos: Dat zijn gewoon de mensen die de hele bijbel hebben gelzen, in plaats van alleen de tweede helft. Als je de eerste helft leest, zie je vanzelf dat God een jaloers, wraakzuchtig en inflexibel figuur is.

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    Over goddloosheid gesproken: Waarom moeten al die NSFW-foto’s de laatste tijd van die mega XL-maten hebben? Das echt niet langer smakelijk!

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    Ze zijn heel serieus. Ze protesteren met die borden ‘Thank God for IEDs’ en ‘God Blew up The Troops’ ook bij de begrafenissen van in Irak gesneuvelde soldaten, en schreeuwen door de plechtigheid heen.

    Volgens mij las ik ergens dat de Westboro Baptist maar iets van zeven leden kent. De leider, z’n vrouw, hun drie dochters en twee schoonzonen. Maar dat is uit m’n hoofd, dus ik kan me vergissen.

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    Ik praatte inderdaad poep:

    “Research done by the Topeka Capital Journal in 1994 indicated that the church has roughly 100-200 congregants, 75-100 of whom are related to Phelps by blood or marriage (himself, his wife, nine of their children and their spouses, and as of 1994, fifty-two grandchildren and one great-grandchild, although the numbers have grown markedly since).”