Hahaha. Do we have Clearance Clearence ? Roger Roger.
#2
Kittekat
Captain: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I’ve never been up in a plane before.
Captain: You ever seen a grown man naked?
#3
Lord Flasheart
@1
What’s the vector, victor?
#4
S’z
;-)))
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
#5
Gezellig
:o) Geniaal. Tijd voor een tochtje naar de dvdtheek. Te lang niet gezien.
#6
S’z
Ook voor uw shopping lijstje : Naked Gun, Police Squad, Top Secret ;-) En blijkbaar ook : Zero Hour ! Die film was zo te lezen zelfs een inspiratie voor Dr. Strangelove ook …
Surely you can’t be serious?
I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
#9
Lord Flasheart
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can’t tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I’m just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can’t you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
:-D
#10
Kittekat
Police Squad! (in colour)
Ted Olson: [attempting to hold a cat underwater] So you see Katie, fish have gills to extract oxygen from water. But air breathing species have lungs which are equipped only to accept oxygen in it’s natural state. And that’s why most mammals must live on land.
Katie: Wow, that’s neat.
#11
Dewy
Zucker airlines?
#12
Cole
Hoe oud is deze grap? AirlineCrew.net noemt 2 – 10 jaar voor 2002.
#13
ASH
Mijn favoriet:
“They had to take him to the hospital!”
“What is it?”
“Well, it’s big building with sick people in it.”
Alhoewel ik me uit mijn pubertijd (oma spreekt) herinner dat een blowtje wel hielp met de humor.
#14
ASH
+a tussen it’s en big helpt ook…
#15
S’z
…but that’s not important right now, #13.
Cigarette ?
I know.
En ik hoop dat uw drinking problem goed komt, ASH ;-)
#16
ASH
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
#17
m44
reading newspaper headlines]
Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There’s a sale at Penney’s!
Reacties (26)
Hahaha. Do we have Clearance Clearence ? Roger Roger.
Captain: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I’ve never been up in a plane before.
Captain: You ever seen a grown man naked?
@1
What’s the vector, victor?
;-)))
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
:o) Geniaal. Tijd voor een tochtje naar de dvdtheek. Te lang niet gezien.
Ook voor uw shopping lijstje : Naked Gun, Police Squad, Top Secret ;-) En blijkbaar ook : Zero Hour ! Die film was zo te lezen zelfs een inspiratie voor Dr. Strangelove ook …
Hey en DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY, ozzie !
http://www.popmatters.com/pm/review/34197/airplane-dont-call-dvd/
Surely you can’t be serious?
I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can’t tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I’m just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can’t you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
:-D
Police Squad! (in colour)
Ted Olson: [attempting to hold a cat underwater] So you see Katie, fish have gills to extract oxygen from water. But air breathing species have lungs which are equipped only to accept oxygen in it’s natural state. And that’s why most mammals must live on land.
Katie: Wow, that’s neat.
Zucker airlines?
Hoe oud is deze grap? AirlineCrew.net noemt 2 – 10 jaar voor 2002.
Mijn favoriet:
“They had to take him to the hospital!”
“What is it?”
“Well, it’s big building with sick people in it.”
Alhoewel ik me uit mijn pubertijd (oma spreekt) herinner dat een blowtje wel hielp met de humor.
+a tussen it’s en big helpt ook…
…but that’s not important right now, #13.
Cigarette ?
I know.
En ik hoop dat uw drinking problem goed komt, ASH ;-)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
reading newspaper headlines]
Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There’s a sale at Penney’s!
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
You’re the one who started talking about abortion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvGaXfrZ9uM
“There’s A Lull In My Life”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbFAiFi-lA
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit doin’ cocaine.
*maakt uitstapje*
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast!
*smeeeeee*… *smeeeee*… *smeeeegheeeed*..
En wat te denken van een Sargasso-Coming-out Party?? Gaat zeker druk worden.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcYwoW6TfhM