1. 2

    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

    Go ahead, make my data!

    One .jpg is worth a thousand .txts.

    /(bb|[^b]{2})/

    A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

    You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

    C: is the root of all directories.

    The geek shall inherit the earth.

    A chat has nine lives.

    What boots up must come down.

    In Gates we trust.

    Know what to expect before you connect.

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

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    Ook van Sargasso:

    #!/usr/bin/perl

    my $eyes = "closed";
    my $heart = "aching";
    my $beloved = "gone";

    no warnings;

    my $love = ();

    open MY,"mind";
    foreach ($love) {
    open MY,$eyes;
    tell my $mind or open my $eyes;
    }

    do not $fear and do not die;

    $i; die "because i love youn";

    do { $i; sleep($_) } while ( $awake );

    warn "$me" if ($i == $wrong);

    bind my $love, $dear and do not exit;
    for (my $world = "dark") {};
    for (my $eyes = "blind") {};