My Evil plan for World Domination

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Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

UPDATE: Er is hier nog meer Evils te vinden mocht je de smaak te pakken hebben…

[Met dank aan beng]

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Doomsday Device, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end