De 700 miljard komt er

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#2 Henrik

is dit The Onion of zijn we een stap dichterbij het onvermijdelijke ?

too little, too late, helaas.
een zeer geslaagde bankoverval, al met al.

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#3 Yevgeny Podorkin

…in eerste instantie 250 miljard dollar..,de volgende tranche van 100 miljard dollar zou vervolgens alleen moeten worden toegewezen als de president vindt dat er nog steeds sprake is van een noodsituatie. In mei 2009 zou daarna nog 350 miljard dollar kunnen worden ingezet.

http://www.volkskrant.nl/economie/article1071098.ece/Akkoord_over_redding_financiele_sector_VS

Blijft overigens in deze Bange Financiële Dagen angstig stil qua JSK…

Tentamens?

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#4 Hayek

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO [email protected]
SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

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#5 Hayek

Eventjes spamfilter testen :)

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#6 Hayek

Maar toch komt ie er niet. Ik blijf geloven dat dit een Republikeinse stunt is om de Democraten een hak te zetten. Time will learn. :)

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#8 Bismarck

LOL @4

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#9 InvertedPantsMan

Enorme lol zelfs

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